Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Sometimes Copycatting is Dangerous

So, I decided to try the OKCupid test that Medieval Woman posted. I fugured I had to be a peach, too, right? I'm peachy. Except OKCupid thinks I'm something else entirely. Bastards.

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

Your exact opposite:
The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.


medieval woman said...

Holy Cow, you weren't kiddin' about hating OKCupid! The first part of the description is great - intelligent, unfake...good, good....but then you get to the "sex as weapon" thing and that's a little bit of an odd thing to say. At least Bush wouldn't be able to track you down (*snort!*). But the thing I really don't get is how all of this gets "parlayed" into "The Priss"? A prissy person seems super fake to me. And what's up with the icon complete with scary kabuki make-up and bright red claws extended in a not-so-subtle gesture that screams "kiss this hand now, or die, you petty suppliant!"

I think you're a peach. Or even peach rings, which are better...

HeoCwaeth said...

Thanks. Now, as far as the sex as a weapon thing is concerned, wtf? Seriously! Also, I'm missing major pampering if these guys are right about me, which of course they aren't.