Hilarious, in that I have literally had conversations exactly like this already this year. (Regime change from good leadership to crazy leadership.)
Showing posts with label Keepin' it Surreal. Show all posts
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Sunday, October 24, 2010
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Burgerification Continues Apace
I have evidence.
1) My kitten has health insurance. I didn't have health insurance until I was twenty. I didn't have good health insurance until last year.
2) I take Latin and advanced German classes for giggles. This knowledge will not help me financially. Even if I manage to pass the near-fluency German test, um, I think the Germans have all the Anglo-Saxonists they need. They certainly have all the English teachers they need.
3) As of this afternoon, I have been to a therapist. A therapist who advised me to: practice mindful breathing, keep a 'feelings journal,' and read Eckhart Tolle. I just paid a guy $150 to listen to me explain my childhood and give me advice I could have gotten at home watching a single Oprah show. And apparently, I have to be Buddhist.
4) I actually said, without irony, just the other day: "I wish I had time to get a facial."
1) My kitten has health insurance. I didn't have health insurance until I was twenty. I didn't have good health insurance until last year.
2) I take Latin and advanced German classes for giggles. This knowledge will not help me financially. Even if I manage to pass the near-fluency German test, um, I think the Germans have all the Anglo-Saxonists they need. They certainly have all the English teachers they need.
3) As of this afternoon, I have been to a therapist. A therapist who advised me to: practice mindful breathing, keep a 'feelings journal,' and read Eckhart Tolle. I just paid a guy $150 to listen to me explain my childhood and give me advice I could have gotten at home watching a single Oprah show. And apparently, I have to be Buddhist.
4) I actually said, without irony, just the other day: "I wish I had time to get a facial."
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