Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Napoli, v.

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.

*Attention to detail: Please keep in mind that once a young, religious, virgin woman has been raped, she is no longer a virgin, so only one napoliing per gang-bang. Once a woman has been raped, even if the rape happened years ago, even if the rapist did not complete a full-scale napoliing(say he left out the sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it bit), she is no longer a virgin, and therefore doesn't count. Similarly, one cannot napoli a married, religious, young woman. Napoliing requires that the woman be young, therefore aspiring napolists will have to card their victims to be sure they've picked women under thirty.

Join the google-bomb, if you can. This fucker needs to be known for what he is.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I would like to propose a different definition for ther verb "To napoli": To publicly reveal a fantasy that would better have been kept private.

Examples certainly abound, as with Bill O'Reilly's wistful thoughts on the murders that would have ensued if one of John Wayne's or Clint Eastwood's cowboy characters had stumbled across the Brokeback Mountain lovers, or most of the "funny" products on sale at Right Wing Stuff.